[賽后帖]??勇士送爵士3連敗? 庫里第三節(jié)20分? 追夢遭驅逐? 馬卡空砍35+6

雙方數據?

勇士（19-17）：庫里31分2板5助、波斯特15分5板2助、巴特勒15分3板7助3斷、梅爾頓13分7板2助2斷、佩頓10分9板2助、戴維斯9分6板、格林8分3板2助、理查德8分2板、穆迪8分1板2助、波杰姆斯基6分6板8助、桑托斯1板2助?

爵士（12-22）：馬爾卡寧35分6板1助、喬治22分1板9助、森薩博12分2板2助2斷、米哈伊柳克10分3板2助、科利爾8分5板7助3斷、克萊頓8分3板2助、菲利波夫斯基7分1板1助2帽、威廉姆斯6分3板、樂福5分11板5助、亨德里克斯1分2板3助

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投射依舊獨一檔！庫里剛過中線直接扔出超遠三分球? 單節(jié)已經18分

[–]Grizzliesedeyhookshots 2813 points 7 hours ago

I like how even he looks tired of this shit by now.

灰熊球迷：我喜歡他現在看起來甚至都對自己這操作感到厭倦的樣子。?

[–]DaddyDadB0d 752 points 6 hours ago

“Im just too good smh.” energy

球迷：“哥強到讓自己都無語搖頭了”的氣質。?

[–]WarriorsYungGainer 495 points 6 hours ago

More like "I gotta keep doing ts at 37 to get past the 12-22 Jazz ??" energy

勇士球迷：更像是“我都37了還得這么干，才能贏下12勝22負的爵士??”的那種感覺。?

[–][BOS] Larry BirdCowboyLaw 204 points 6 hours ago

The thing we’ll have a hard time explaining to future generations is that we EXPECTED him to hit those shots. When most players chuck it from near the half-court, opposing fans go “hell yeah!” When Curry does it, opposing fans go “ah fuck.”

凱爾特人球迷：我們以后很難向下一代解釋的是，我們“期待”他投進那些球。當大多數球員在接近中場附近瞎扔時，對手球迷會喊“好耶！”。但當庫里這么干時，對手球迷只會罵“我靠”。?

[–]Cavaliersftp67 127 points 6 hours ago

That’s how I felt with MyPlayer in 2k11. Oh good another step back three after a crossover anddddd fifth Blazers championship in the bag.

騎士球迷：這就是我在2K11里用自創(chuàng)球員的感覺。哦，好，又一個變向接后撤步三分，然后……開拓者第五個冠軍到手了。

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[–]coldtrashpanda 89 points 6 hours ago

U know it’s a fictional video game plotline because the blazers won something.

球迷：你知道這是虛構的游戲劇情，因為開拓者居然贏了。?

[–]Kings_FrankTaylor 1191 points 7 hours ago

I’ll just make it from wherever fuck it and fuck you

國王球迷：老子在哪兒都能進，去他M的，也去你的。?

[–]1098duc_w_the_termi 175 points 5 hours ago

I mean either that or you give it to one of your stamkass teammates. I’d take the same bet, Steph from the logo > anybody else from anywhere lmao

球迷：意思是，要么這么干，要么把球傳給你那群臭烘烘的隊友。我也會做同樣的選擇，相信斯蒂芬的logo shot > 其他任何人在任何地方的投籃，笑死。?

[–]South SudanSniffy4 515 points 7 hours ago

that’s the kind of shot that gets a player immediately benched for missing 20 years ago, but we’ve all got used to it now.

南蘇丹球迷：這種球要是放在20年前，投丟了立馬就得被摁在板凳上，但現在我們都習慣了。?

[–]Knicksyrogerg123 303 points 6 hours ago

Curry is so good at hitting them that worse shooters no longer get benched for missing them.

尼克斯球迷：庫里投這種球太強了，以至于更差的射手們投丟這種球也不再會被換下了。?

[–]rocksaltandroll 142 points 6 hours ago

Curry is just so good that people are willing to give a little bit of a leash for the chance that somebody might even get close to what he is.

球迷：庫里就是強到讓人們愿意給（超遠投籃）一點容忍度，就為了期待有誰能稍微接近他的水準。

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[–]76ersxychosis 295 points 7 hours ago

Steph crossed the half-court line and was in range lmfao, I can’t believe he’s in his late 30s, makes me sad.

76人球迷：斯蒂芬一過中場線就在射程里了，笑死，真不敢相信他都快40了，讓我有點難過。?

[–]ZelezopecnikovKoren 82 points 5 hours ago

saw the defender go under the screen, “nope”, BANG

球迷：看見防守人繞過了掩護，“想得美”，BANG?。ㄇ蜻M）?

[–]Envelope_Torture 816 points 7 hours ago

Keyonte George needs to watch some more rdcworld.

球迷：基昂特·喬治真該多看看RDCWorld的視頻了。

注：RDCWorld是一個喜劇團體，常制作關于籃球的幽默視頻，此處可能暗指喬治需要從喜劇中學習如何應對庫里?

[–][SAS] Tim DuncanEleventyFourteen 324 points 7 hours ago

Lmao the “got yo ass” is exactly what came to mind when I saw him pull up.

馬刺球迷：笑死，我看到他拔起時，腦子里出現的正是那句“輕松拿捏你”。?

[–]NotAnurag 255 points 6 hours ago

“Nothing I can do coach. I’ve been guarding him since he woke up”

球迷：“教練，我啥也做不了啊。從他睡醒我就開始防他了?！?/strong>?